Election Day Eve Activities

Two days from now those of us who don't get to vote early...

My brother voted early.  He's shown here in his spiffy jean-jacket.

...get to choose who will be President of the United States for the next four years.

Also many Senators, but I don't like talking about them since they tried to break Mr. Smith's spirit.  Long story.

Which leaves us one day to do something nice and calming before (potentially... according to many pundits on both sides of the political spectrum) Armageddon is upon us.

Surely these images can't BOTH be wrong...

So I've taken it upon myself to come up with a list of three things a person can do in the time they have left before the End of Days.

1.  Drink a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch

Because we all deserve liquor that comes with its own coffin before the end of the world.  Sure it's $200 a bottle, but what are you saving your money for at this point? 

2. Hit the Gym.

There are going to be an awful lot of people in the line to meet St. Peter, not to mention hundreds of angels.  And let's just say that Pete won't be the only one judging you, so work off some of that flab.

3.  Eat Something Delicious

Even a condemned prisoner gets a last meal

Have a happy election, everybody!*

*It is impossible for more than 52% of people to actually have a happy election, but it's the thought that counts.