You probably know an election is taking place next week.
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| I'm a big fan of the Starks, but can't agree with Robb's policy of marrying foreigners. |
Alas, we must choose between Romney and Obama instead.
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| For now. I'm preparing bumper stickers for Dinklage's run for office in 2016. |
Now, I've made my decision and don't really understand why people are having problems. It seems pretty clear cut, whichever side of the coin you're on. But people are still picking through the options. Perhaps they are hoping one of the toads will turn into a prince.
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| Perhaps even a fresh prince. |
But that's not going to happen. So, I'm here to help you make a choice. Obviously policy issues haven't done it for you, so I'm going to take you down an unconventional path.
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| Where you can go BOTH ways (wink, wink.) |
So, stare at the following picture for thirty seconds. Not one second more. Not one second less. Are you ready?
Okay, The timer starts...
Now.
All right. Now, this image will haunt your dreams tonight. So leave a pen and piece of paper by your bed. When you wake up in a cold sweat jot down what happened and take the following actions:
1. If this guy killed you, vote Republican because you are afraid we are weak in defense.
2. If you kill this guy, vote Democrat because you support progressive policies.
3. If you and he end up making sweet, sweaty love, go to Canada, because you are deviant.
There you are! A simple, foolproof way to make a decision. You're welcome.
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